peetasbutt:

brownleatherjacket replied to your post: how do people make friends?

WE GO UP TO THEM, AND WE INVADE THEIR SPACE. AND NOW, IM INVADING YOURS

*poke poke poke. HELLO THERE, I AM NOW INVADING YOUR SPACE. WHATSYOURNAME,AGE,SIZE OF YOU FACE,HAND,NOSE, LENGTH OF YOUR HAIR,TOES,FINGERS. NUMBER OF STRANDS OF HAIR ON YOUR HEAD. HOW MANY PENCILS YOU HAVE IN YOUR PENCILBOX, HOW MANY PAIRS OF UNDIES DO YOU HAVE, HOW MANY TEETH DO YOU HAVE, HOW HEAVY ARE YOU, LEFTY OR RIGHTY?